Thursday, March 16, 2006

Tick Tock, Clarice..

The countdown is well and truly on. Finals are approaching fast and we're all scrambling to get our shit together. Some of us have to scramble harder than most, but that's just the price you pay for achieving a semblance of (im)balance to your life during med school. You take a few years easy and the next thing you know you're wishing you had paid just a little bit more attention in that biochemistry class four years ago. And I so would've too had I not slept in that morning. Hmph.

Weather's been all grey and nasty for the last couple of days. I was walking home from the library yesterday and it started to piss.. just a fine drizzle that's actually more annoying than proper, big raindrops. As I walked down in front of the impressive main entrance to Trinity College just at the top of Dame Street, I started noticing a highly synchronized motion being carried out by all the Irish girls on the street. Each and every one seemed to be wearing a hooded jacket and underneath it a sweater with a hood. As the first signs of drizzle appeared, every lady on the street reached backwards to tuck her hair into the first hood and pull it over, followed by a second motion of pulling the second hood over the first one. Simultaneously. I was pretty damn impressed, I must say.. and not only by the atomic clock-like precision of the action, but by the inherent preparedness they all had for an eventuality such as rain occuring. Ahh, the beauty of human behavioural conditioning.

I've been mulling over my future as of late.. it seems that time is running out on my existence as a student, and I find myself wondering how much I'll really miss all of this. Sure, you want to graduate and start making some of your own money sooner or later, but something tells me that this kind of carefree life that I lead right now is probably my sole remaining link with childhood. In 3 months that link is going to be completely severed. The inner child will have finally given up the fight.. he will have dissolved and gotten promptly excreted in my faeces.

Well damnit, I won't stand for it. That kid has been bouncing around in there for more than two decades now and he'll get the send off that he rightly deserves. In true Hunter S. Thompson style I will actually fire my inner child from a cannon on top of a 153m tall tower to the tune of "Mr. Tambourine Man". Its going to be a great spectacle, and everyone's invited.

The Sopranos are back! Just watched the first episode of the new season and It made me realize how much I've missed that show. Racketeering.. now THERE'S a great career path!

And finally, in the words of an infamous doctor, "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."

3 Comments:

At 11:32 AM , Blogger Bahraini Rants said...

good luck with the preparation for your finals..

the transition from student to employee is always a tough one.. but you doctors have it a little easier than the rest of us.. you deal with life and death, while we deal with numbers and watching companies bounce up and down.. I think the seriousness of your job and having someone's life on the line does sober up the high of being an unemployed carefree student..

does that even make any sense? felt like bullshit..

good luck with everything..

 
At 1:38 PM , Blogger Mo said...

Thanks, man..

No, I get what you're saying.. although I would like to reassure everyone out there (including myself) that interns don't usually make the big decisions that affect lives, we just carry out orders from the boss. Until we're properly trained and are in a position to make those decisions, someone's always looking over our shoulder to make sure we're not fucking things up.

It still is serious enough to sober you up, though.. because every once in a while you might find yourself on-call and alone with no time to wait for help, so you're just going to have to grab that bull by its horns when it comes charging at you.

Thanks again for the good luck wishes, Rants..

 
At 6:25 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good on you young man. Being a doctor is one of the least alienated labour man can do. Of course you'll have to deal with managers telling you how to maximize your efficiency in order to increase profits and productivity for the hospital.

In the immortal words of Monty Python's the Meaning of Life:

Administrator: Very impressive. What are you doing this morning?

First Doctor: It's a birth.

Administrator: And what sort of thing is that?

Second Doctor: Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's
tummy.

Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays. Ah! I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping!!'. This is my favourite. You see we lease this back to the company we sold it to. That way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account. [The doctors all applaud.] Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.



Victory to the Proletariat!


- Karl Marx

 

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